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[two_thirds_first][/two_thirds_first] [one_third_last]Man-eating trees are known to exist in some of the deepest, darkest jungles of Madagascar and remote parts of South America. The oldest & most dangerous are capable of speech and are said to be very charming. They chat you up, tell you a thing or two - they're hundreds of years old so they've got a lot of good stories - then gobble you up when you least expect it.

Chances are you won't run into one whilst dog walking around a major metropolitan area, nevertheless, constant vigilance!