Like everyone else, I don't update it enough. 

I Never Learned Java Script.

It's true. I never did. 

I never learned much about the web. In fact, I remember thinking - all the way back in 1996 - that I was too late to the party & needn't bother learning how to design for the web. I'd missed the bus. 

I'm really smart like that (and to be honest, I'm very happy not being a web designer).

But I did learn how to make wallpapers, like this one!

Last one goes up tomorrow, to complete the set of five. 

Cheers, mes amis.